| Yahweh | | | | his spiritual quest. Besides starving himself he would |
| It’s hard to deny the awesomeness of Yahweh, | | | | hold his breath until he almost died and would bring pain |
| the Hebrew God. He delivers his people from slavery | | | | upon himself. Eventually he declared these things |
| at the hands of the Egyptians, gives Moses some | | | | counterproductive to finding spirituality and focused on |
| really crazy powers and abilities to drop frogs from | | | | meditation and declared the Middle Way or moderation |
| the sky and turn staffs into snakes as well as | | | | the way to live. You got to love that kind of sensibility, |
| generally protecting the Jewish people even though | | | | moderation in all things. Sounds good to me. Buddha |
| they kept on messing up and doing things wrong. | | | | was obviously a really smart guy and traveled around |
| Yahweh is awesome because he seems like a really | | | | India teaching about the path he discovered. |
| forgiving dude but at the same time it’s not wise to | | | | Awesome dude. |
| get on his bad side so if you are going to worship him | | | | Ganesha |
| it’s probably best to do it wholeheartedly. Yahweh | | | | You know him because of his elephant head, Ganesha |
| is pretty cool but he has a lot of rules, he doesn't really | | | | is one of the most powerful and most worshipped |
| like gambling with clay poker chips or really anything of | | | | deities in the Hindu pantheon. How and why the |
| value and he doesn't like excessive drinking even | | | | worship of Ganesha came about is still debated, some |
| though it's cooled to get buzzed I'm sure since pretty | | | | people think the roots go back to tribal traditions and |
| much everyone in the Bible is buzzing. All in all he's a | | | | animal cults but others say there is no evidence of a |
| solid dude that I would totally worship. 4 out of 5 stars. | | | | elephant cult in history. What makes Ganesha so |
| Gautama Buddha | | | | awesome besides his cool appearance is how across |
| I’m not sure if Buddha is technically considered a | | | | the board devotion to him is. Hindus, Buddhists and |
| God but he fits a lot of the characteristics so I’m | | | | other sects all worship Ganesha as the “Remover |
| going to go ahead and run with it. Buddha is pretty | | | | of Obstacles” and as a deitiy of art and science |
| awesome because he had some serious self control. | | | | and wisdom. If you want to worship a cool looking |
| He often starved himself to death in order to take up | | | | deity than you’ve got to go with Ganesha. |