Burned On The Barbee

When winter's chill is gone in most parts of this country,third. Sometimes there are leftovers. If such a thing
it's time to get the old bar-b-que grill dusted off after aactually happens, that's great. Almost anything off the
long stay in the garage or barn; where ever you havegrill tastes great the next day, unless it's smoked sea
had it stored since last summer's cook out. If you left iturchin, but then no one in their right mind would serve
outside in the weather all winter, like many of us havesmoked sea urchin in the first place. Yeech!
done, you just have to sweep off the spider websGetting back to the basics of a good cookout, you
and old leaves, throw out the old charcoal from lasthave to start with perfect sauces, rubs or marinates,
year and you're ready to start cooking. Well almost!depending on the meat you're going to grill.
Think that is all there is to getting ready to throw a slabWhile there are many kinds of grills to choose from, I
of meat on glowing coals? Think again! Every "masterprefer to use the old fashioned charcoal type. I get a
griller" knows there are 12 steps that anyonesense of history every time I smell the smoke
attempting the perfect cookout has to follow in orderemanating from burning charcoal. Maybe this was how
to have the results expected of a grilling superstar!they did it back in the old west when cowboys
You gotta have a plan! Nothing great has ever beenhuddled around the campfire after a hard day on the
accomplished without some kind of a plan! I like torange punching cows. The cook, who had cool
have everything in order before I start, getting all mynicknames like "cookie" or "biscuit" would divvy out
ducks in a row as it were. Outdoor grilling can be ansteaks, biscuits and scalding black coffee to the
awesome experience but you have to get it right thecowhands. Those were the good old days.
first time, because you only get one chance toHamburgers: I like to keep my burgers simple. I usually
become a backyard legend, known far and wide assprinkle a little salt, pepper and finely ground garlic on
"the master griller"the meat about an hour before I start cooking.
The beginnings of any wonderful weekend grill festAlthough that's exotic enough for me, some folks like
starts with a quick look at The Weather Channel. Youto stuff them with all kinds of things such as onions,
have to know what the weather will be for thepeppers and even cheese. I'm old fashioned. I think
weekend. It's best to consult weather experts on suchcheese should remain on the top of the burgers where
an important matter a couple of days before the bigthey belong. Burgers can be cooked to all degrees of
event. It wouldn't do to put in the time on strategicreadiness, however, I like mine cooked well with just a
planning, then assembling the ingredients of a perfecthint of pink in the middle.
cookout, only to be forced inside at the last minute byPepper and salt to taste. (Try using garlic salt on the
a steady rain. Us, who have survived many battlesburgers instead of regular salt. It adds a little character
fighting the rain on Saturday afternoons, think of suchto the meat.)
things as this! The more you read this article andThe rest is equally simple. If you want to get fancy,
become familiar with the rules of the road us "masterjust cut little chunks or slices of whatever you want to
grillers" live by, then you too can become a "masterstuff in the middle of the burger and stuff it! Just
griller"!remember that whatever you choose, it has to be
Next you have to decide just who will be invited andsomething that cooks in a hurry. Because it doesn't
how many there will be at your cook out. This is atake long to cook burgers, you want to be sure that
critical part of the planning exercise. The number ofwhatever you have crammed in that burger is also
people attending dictates whether you will havecooked. If it's not cooked well on the inside, you can
steaks, pork chops or chicken! It would cost a smallget some funny looks from your guests, not to
fortune to provide enough steaks for twenty people.mention the threat of a law suit due to food poisoning.
Odds are there would be someone in the crowd thatCook each side 5-7 minutes over a medium high heat.
you didn't really like, anyway, so why would you feedChicken: For me, a good hot marinade on the chicken I
this person a sizzling, delicious and scrumptious steak?cook on the grill is a must. Some folks however like it
Bar-b-qued chicken is the answer. Chicken is cheap!mild, so I always have some of both sauces ready to
Hamburger meat is cheap also! Either chicken or a lotuse after the cooking is ¾ done. You can make
of burgers will satisfy a lot of people. There is no needyour own sauce or buy it at the store. The hotter
to spend a lot of money on meat for someone youmarinades you usually have to make yourself. I know
don't really like. Either one of these meat ideas willyou can't please everyone but your friends will
satisfy a crowd without breaking the budget.continue to come over for a free meal if you don't
Basically what it comes down to is this: Do you like thesear their esophagus with a fiery chicken leg hot off
people in your party enough to buy at least twentythe grill! Give them a choice!
choice rib eye steaks or would it be better to have aCooking chicken over a charcoal grill is not difficult. The
lot of hamburger meat, a box chicken quarters or afire can't be extra hot because flames from the fat
few pork chops to throw on the coals. Whatever youdropping onto the coals will burn your chicken to a
decide, this is one of the first steps in planning for thecrisp. Better to keep the fire at medium heat and add
backyard cookout.charcoal as you go along to maintain the proper
After the difficult decision of deciding on the meat thattemperature.
the occasion deserves, you can then decide howWhen a meat thermometer is stuck between the
much to buy at the market. Not many people now-a-joints of a leg quarter reads 160 degrees, it's time to
days have enough meat in their freezer to supply atake the chicken off the grill. When the leg pulls easily
cook out without having to go to the market.away from the thigh, I say it's done. That's the lazy
IMPORTANT! Before you get too far along in theway of doing things.
planning, it's wise to decide on the appropriate time toPork Chops: You can do many things with pork chops.
serve beverages. Adult beverages should be left in theLemon pepper, Cajun spices or just plain salt and
cooler until after the flames have died. Bar-b-cuing topepper or some of the marinades you can use to
us folks in the south is held in high regard, whetherseason pork chops. With red souses or great to use if
you're cooking for a crowd of twenty or for just ayou wait until the meat is almost done. If you don't mop
few friends over on a Saturday evening. Thethe sauce onto the meat at the proper time, the chops
festivities should never be interrupted by the sound ofwill burn charcoal black because of the sugar in those
fire engines. I've heard that sound before at one of mysauces.
cook outs and it's not pretty!You can stuff them! You can grill them! You can
You've selected the meat and now you have tosmoke them! Anyway you cook a pork chop on the
determine how much you're going to buy. This is notgrill is good! Simply cook them on each side for about
really an easy thing to do. If you buy too little, your6 minutes each until they are done. Larger chops
guests will think you're a cheap skate. If you buy tooshould be cooked a little longer.
much and have a lot left over, they will think you'reSteaks: It's easy to mess up a good steak by cooking
throwing money away and you're just showing off.it too much. Don't do that! A good sprinkle of garlic salt,
Remember when you're a "master griller" the old rulea little pepper and you're off to the races. Throw the
of one steak or one pork chop per person goes rightsteaks on the grill and cook them one side for about
out the window. The food you prepare is so good thattwo minutes them flip them, sealing in the juices, making
it would almost be criminal to restrict each person tothe meat more tender and delicious. Depending on
just one pork chop or one piece of steak!how thick the steaks are, cook them five to six
Of course the amount of meat you buy depends onminutes on one side. Leave them on longer if you want
the number of people invited to your cook out. A rulethem well done.
of thumb I use is to multiply the number of peopleEvery cookout can be an adventure, but when you
times one and a half if it's chicken. If it's pork chops orbecome a "master griller" every day you spend
steaks, I multiply the number of people time one and aoutdoors with your grill or smoker is a vacation day!